September 20, 2010

one of america's heros

There is a woman at the Hoover's church who jumped onto the back of a raging, charging bull elk, and stabbed it to death.

*thinking seriously*

I cannot get over the image I have in my head of this event.
She's like, sixty at least.
I mean, she has solid white hair.
She wears a camo vest to church.
This bull was CHARGING HER AND SHE JUMPED ON ITS BACK. And then stabbed it to death, for good measure.
Holy cow....I would've screamed like a girl, peed my pants, and then fainted dead away.

I wonder what went thru that bull's head as she swung onto his back???