My bedhead = fat hair that sticks out to THERE and then some.
Lily, after I had showered and blow dryed my fat hair: "Shlunny! Look! It's you!" ...pointing to a picture of gorgeous Audrey Hepburn hanging on my bathroom wall.
... I didn't bother to correct her.
Before the blow dryer:
I obviously improve after... well...
... make-up and blow dryers and flat irons and elbow length gloves and stuff like that.