This is my pretty sister, Shelly. She has 5 kids. Me not included.
I heart her.
And I like these pictures.
I like her necklace. I like it alot.
Shelly will probably give me that necklace.
Also, Shelly will shave her head and send me her hair.
Christmas is coming up.
My birthday is even sooner.
I love you and when you come to visit next month, I will let you sleep with my little pillow that I can't sleep without, if you donate that necklace to your favorite charity. (That'd be me, Sunny Jane Wood)
Dear Shelly... my love is maybe unconditional...
Your Covetous, Necklace-Lacking, Little Sister