Lucy spent the night with me last night.
She had an interesting observation to make while she watched me getting dressed this morning.
Lucy: "You know that big scrapbook you have? It says in it that Mom and Dad were married in 1990."
Lucy: "Well, but I thought Leah was born in 1990."
Me: "She was. Mom and Dad were married in March, and Leah was born in December. Mom got pregnant right away."
Lucy, totally aghast: "Holy cow!!! It's like they walked in the door, and didn't even have time to get settled! Oops, I'm pregnant!"
Me: *cautious silence*