Ladies and gentlemen.
May I have your attention.
(please silence all cell phones and keep your bathroom breaks to a minimum, thank you.)
Introducing Mikenzie, My Niece... author and artist.
She would shoot her tongue out to eat two flies. Two, not one.
If she were a frog, I'd kiss her and she could be my... well... the whole prince thing doesn't really apply here.
Anyway, if she were a frog, I'd hope she lived in my water and stream.
So I could see her alot.