February 21, 2014

the seven dwarfs

Tim was up preaching last night. He got to Acts 21:8. You know the part when it says, ... Philip the evangelist, which was one of the seven? Then Tim eyeballed us over the pulpit edge and asked, One of the seven what?
To which we all mumbled back answers that we couldn't remember.

Except Hannah.

Hannah piped up from the front row, One of the seven dwarfs?

Yes, dork niece of mine, Philip was one of the seven dwarfs and Snow White was real.
And if any of you have ever wondered what exactly Philip was, now you know.
Apparently, he was a dwarf. This is biblical doctrine at its best.

She Who Is Proud Of Her Niece's Ability To Come Up With Random Stuff Like That