If I had a bucket list... I don't think it would have much on it.
There would be the usual:
1. Travel around the world.
2. Ride in a hot air balloon.
3. Go see Niagara Falls.
4. Meet the president... or maybe the queen of England.
5. Give all my money to the poor.
6. Win at least one of Pioneer Woman's giveaways.
7. Et cetera.
(Except I've already been to Niagara Falls. But I could go again. It was pretty impressive.)
(Also, I don't have any money to give away. Maybe someone will give me money instead!)
Other than that, I think I would just stay home with my family and eat Hostess chocolate Zingers.
Zingers... let me wax poetic.
Zingers are imperative to my spiritual happiness.
And my emotional well-being.
And my mental clarity.
And my physical... something or another... anyways, I gain a pound for every 12 of them that I eat so they must be good for me.
The pros and cons of Zingers:
They're filled with creamy stuff.
They have chocolate frosting on top.
They're individually wrapped.
They come in an easy-to-open box.
They taste good.
They taste really good.
They taste super good.
They're easy to double fist.
They come pre-cooked.
They will most likely be served at the Marriage Supper of the Lamb.
They only come 12 to a box.
If you come to my house, you may bring Zingers with you.
... just don't expect me to share.