November 13, 2011
puberty: what it did to us
Who: Me and my life friend, Aubriann.
Ages: 13 and 15.
Hair: Hugely huge. Also, painfully big.
Dresses: What the heck were our mothers thinking??? Those dresses are cruel and unjust.
Thing on Aubri's wrist: Is that a corsage? Did she steal it from some nursing home?
Hair: Massive. We didn't even have to try.
Eyebrows: Bushy. The cause of many a boy's horrified glance. I can't even bear to look at those ghastly things.
Our faces: Puffy.
Hair: The 80's called, they want their hair back.
The two of us: So absolutely convinced we were the hottest babes ever.
The two of us again: Still convinced.
Hair: I seriously can't stop staring at it.
My facial expression: Curiously vacant looking. Probably from the strain of the giant scrunchie I was wearing on the back of my head.
Me, present day: I'm so thankful for things like flat irons, thinning shears, and wax strips.
I was pretty much the hottest thing ever back in the day, but now (thanks to waxing and flat irons) I'm like, smokin'...