Time: Lunch on Friday.
Place: Sitting at the kitchen table eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
People: Hannah and Lily.
Lily: sweetly, "Hannah....you preeetty."
Hannah: also sweetly, "No, you're pretty."
Lily: perturbed, "No, Hannah. YOU pretty."
Hannah: laughing, "Nah-uh. YOU'RE pretty."
Lily: angry, "NO, HANNAH!!! YOU PRETTY!!! YOU!!!"
Hannah: gaily, "So are you!"
Lily: turning to me with tears rolling down her chubby little cheeks, "Sunny! Hannah bein' mean!"
Hannah: *looks confused*
Lily: *sobbing by this time*
Me: *Laughing too hard to be much help to either of them*