about those uniforms...

The other day I was job hunting on Craig's List, and found quite a few lovely professions on there.
Here's one of my options....

-Unconventional house cleaning company looking for those willing to wear flirty uniforms.
Please reply for details.-







*crickets*






"So...can you define unconventional for me?"

You guys can all let out the nervous breath you've been holding.
I chickened out at the last minute, and am still on the job hunt.